There's this mobile burger resto parked near our building. The burger's really cheap! You get to take one free. I just don't know what kind of meat they use but who cares. It's delicious. It's really a nice sideline. I'm thinking of putting up one just like this:

I've heard of this sexy actor who was rumored to be so well endowed that he would always break one condom after another - even when he's just trying to wear them! Now here's a gift for you: custom-fit condoms that will surely be right for you.

Today, I found out Michael Jackson is dead. So is Farrah Fawcett. What a sad day for Hollywood. I tried to look it up on Google but firewall at work blocks everything. I went to Wikipedia and was surprised that the update is already there.

I wonder how Wikipedia updates its pages - especially when they have this much information:

Is someone fond of stealing your sandwich at work? Try these Anti-Theft sandwich packs. This will surely make their appetite go away.

If you want to show some muscles, why don't you try having one of these? It's a really cool way of showing off especially when you're working out at the gym. Will make the ladies go gaga over you.

Here's a new way to play Rock-Paper-Scissors. If you had one of these, would you give it to your sons and daughters?

No kidding. My dad's birthday comes right after my mom's. Here's my treat for you: a Mario cake. I hope they're selling one of these here.

Happy birthday Ma! Since I don't have a gift for you, I'd like to offer these Space Invaders and Pacman brownies. I'm sure you'll love 'em!

File this under silly things. The young man was proud to share his latest invention which is a steam-powered charger for your iPod. I remember we made one of these in high school. But why go there? You have your laptop, plug it in. Steam-free.

Isn't it nice when your coffee smiles back at you before you leave the house for work? In case your cup of coffee gives you a thousand dollar smile, take a shot and send it to me.

Have a great day!

If you know someone stupid, what can you do? Give them one of these helmets. They may not have the real one but at least you'd think they have one. Hmm... I ought to give one these to someone at work.

Is it a bracelet? No, it's a watch - the new Faceless LED watch that will surely surprise your friends. Have one and have someone ask you what time it is.

Check out these iPanties which are too sexy for your iPhones.

They're back people! And they're dancing one of my favorites dance tunes today.

Two students from De La Salle University were tested positive for H1N1. It's really here. I know it's not a good thing to cause panic but we better start wearing one of these masks. It's for our own good. You'll never know who has it. It could be the man sitting next to you.

Is this true? Apple is set to release the new generation of iPods and they are reportedly going to have built-in cameras. This is great news! I never really like the idea of having only a media player device. It has to have another function (like my iPhone). The camera will surely add more fun to the iPod.

Last November 2008, the all-new Mazda 3 was unveiled at the Los Angeles Auto Show. It looks like Mazda is really stepping up the game. The new version didn't lose its sexy zoom-zoom signature look. But I noticed the tail lights are almost exactly like the Mazda 6 which was locally released. They will probably come up with a different set of tail lights here.

Remember Polaroid? I think it was shelved a few years ago since we stopped buying its expensive film. They're coming out with the latest version - and this time it's a digital camera. Not sure how many pixels but it's already posted on Buy.com for you to reserve.

Trying to hide something on your legs? Why not try one of these.... they're only $2.99. They will surely give you finish 'the look' you are going for.

Would you still dare to cross the street when you see one of these?

KamaSutra books are usually hidden in places kids won't find them at the bookstore. Now, they can be displayed safely.

Picture this: You're cooking. You know you're already running late. Your hair's still wet and you're already trying to wear your nice shirt. Your boss calls you and asks you what time it is. Then you check the time with this:


What would you tell your boss?

Uh-oh. Two days ago I read that their new show is not doing well in the ratings game. Now they're resorting to doing viral videos? Beyonce's Single Ladies has been the subject of parodies. Even Justin Timberlake made one on Saturday Night Live.

Here's Joe Jonas at his best dancing the immortalized dance song. It's not fair he's trying to make it look so hilarious by acting like a goof ball. He actually can dance a little. I've seen him dance in Camp Rock.

When the Titanic sank in 1912, it killed 1500 passengers when it hit an iceberg in the Atlantic Ocean. Fortunately for Millvina Dean, she and her mother survived.

Reports say that she died recently at the age of 97.

Elizabeth Gladys Dean, known to her friends as Millvina, was the youngest passenger of the infamous luxury liner. She was only nine weeks old when she and her family boarded the Titanic in Southampton and headed for the US where her father was hoping to have a new life. When tragedy struck the ill-fated liner, she was bundled up in a sack and carried to safety. Her mother and brother made it but his father was one of those who died.

In 1997, she was invited to complete their journey to the US. She agreed to do so but refused an invitation to see the premiere of 'Titanic' because it would be too upsetting.